I have made it devilishly hard for hackers to steal nude pictures of me off my computer – by not taking any. It’s so much simpler than trying to remember a big, long password and trying to keep the photos private.
The first ad in the first commercial break of the nightly news is for adult diapers. The second is for a drug that will lower your cholesterol. The third ad is for a drug that will let you have sex. The fourth is for facelifts that will make you look 20 years younger.
Hey, dude. You in the second row. With the bowling shirt, chewing on the ice in your White Russian. Got news for you. Jeff Bridges doesn’t mind that you showed up at his concert because you worship him in the “The Big Lebowski.”