4:00 PM Feb 27, 2015
Representatives of my daughter Heather-Ashleigh will be in the office today selling Girl Scout cookies. Of course, no one should feel any pressure to buy from her just because she’s the boss’s daughter. I know there’s a rumor going around that Roberts was fired last year for not placing an order, but that’s not true. He was fired for wearing a suit on casual Friday.
4:00 PM Jan 30, 2015
The networks are blasting us again with specials with titles like “The Most Unforgettable Moments of 2014.”
4:00 PM Jan 23, 2015
Marissa asked me if I had seen the new picture she had posted on Facebook this morning.
4:00 PM Jan 2, 2015
An old maple tree blew over on our lawn during the last storm, and I’ve been chopping it up with a chainsaw.
5:00 PM Dec 26, 2014
Every day, thousands of people post adorable videos on YouTube of their cats doing cutesy-wootsy, puddy-wuddy adorable things, while our cat just sits there waiting to be fussed over.
9:00 PM Dec 19, 2014
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge visited America recently. Maybe you heard about it. If you didn’t, I’m sorry to hear about your coma and hope they can wake you up soon.
5:00 PM Dec 12, 2014
‘Tis the season to jam the mailbox with catalogs.
7:00 PM Dec 5, 2014
Surefire holiday recipes for anyone
4:30 PM Nov 21, 2014
Sue can always find some silly excuse to go to the building supply store.
5:00 PM Oct 31, 2014
Jim Mullen
The days are getting shorter. And so am I.
5:00 PM Oct 17, 2014
Byron plans to sell his cows soon and retire.
5:00 PM Oct 10, 2014
We have been stuck behind Mr. and Mrs. Leaf Peeper for 45 minutes.
4:00 PM Oct 3, 2014
Each year, the retailers start pushing the holidays on us earlier and earlier.
5:00 PM Sep 26, 2014
"How’s the decorating business?” I asked Beverly on her last visit.
4:00 PM Sep 19, 2014
I have made it devilishly hard for hackers to steal nude pictures of me off my computer – by not taking any. It’s so much simpler than trying to remember a big, long password and trying to keep the photos private.
5:00 PM Sep 5, 2014
Hello, my name is Jim and I married a corn junkie.
3:00 PM Aug 29, 2014
The first ad in the first commercial break of the nightly news is for adult diapers. The second is for a drug that will lower your cholesterol. The third ad is for a drug that will let you have sex. The fourth is for facelifts that will make you look 20 years younger.