6:00 PM May 22, 2015
The coupon said, “Fresh New Country Scent!” and there, floating over a background of tree-covered hills, was a giant can of room deodorizer.
6:00 PM May 15, 2015
My plane is leaving in 20 minutes, and I’m still on the freeway, 20 miles outside of town.
5:00 PM Apr 10, 2015
Spring is in the air. You can see signs of it everywhere -- the grass seed commercials on TV, the Miracle-Gro commercials on TV, the allergy commercials on TV, my baseball team losing on TV and the grocery stores selling plastic lawn furniture once again.
5:00 PM Mar 13, 2015
I saw the first sign of spring today. A robin. It was dead in a snowdrift, frozen solid as a TV dinner. I saw it while I shoveled the driveway yesterday.
4:00 PM Mar 6, 2015
With HBO and Netflix, Sue and I probably watch more movies at home than we ever saw in a theater.
4:00 PM Feb 27, 2015
Representatives of my daughter Heather-Ashleigh will be in the office today selling Girl Scout cookies. Of course, no one should feel any pressure to buy from her just because she’s the boss’s daughter. I know there’s a rumor going around that Roberts was fired last year for not placing an order, but that’s not true. He was fired for wearing a suit on casual Friday.
4:00 PM Jan 30, 2015
The networks are blasting us again with specials with titles like “The Most Unforgettable Moments of 2014.”
4:00 PM Jan 23, 2015
Marissa asked me if I had seen the new picture she had posted on Facebook this morning.
4:00 PM Jan 2, 2015
An old maple tree blew over on our lawn during the last storm, and I’ve been chopping it up with a chainsaw.
5:00 PM Dec 26, 2014
Every day, thousands of people post adorable videos on YouTube of their cats doing cutesy-wootsy, puddy-wuddy adorable things, while our cat just sits there waiting to be fussed over.
9:00 PM Dec 19, 2014
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge visited America recently. Maybe you heard about it. If you didn’t, I’m sorry to hear about your coma and hope they can wake you up soon.
5:00 PM Dec 12, 2014
‘Tis the season to jam the mailbox with catalogs.
7:00 PM Dec 5, 2014
Surefire holiday recipes for anyone
4:30 PM Nov 21, 2014
Sue can always find some silly excuse to go to the building supply store.
5:00 PM Oct 31, 2014
Jim Mullen
The days are getting shorter. And so am I.
5:00 PM Oct 17, 2014
Byron plans to sell his cows soon and retire.
5:00 PM Oct 10, 2014
We have been stuck behind Mr. and Mrs. Leaf Peeper for 45 minutes.