4:30 PM Nov 21, 2014
Sue can always find some silly excuse to go to the building supply store.
5:00 PM Oct 31, 2014
Jim Mullen
The days are getting shorter. And so am I.
5:00 PM Oct 17, 2014
Byron plans to sell his cows soon and retire.
5:00 PM Oct 10, 2014
We have been stuck behind Mr. and Mrs. Leaf Peeper for 45 minutes.
4:00 PM Oct 3, 2014
Each year, the retailers start pushing the holidays on us earlier and earlier.
5:00 PM Sep 26, 2014
"How’s the decorating business?” I asked Beverly on her last visit.
4:00 PM Sep 19, 2014
I have made it devilishly hard for hackers to steal nude pictures of me off my computer – by not taking any. It’s so much simpler than trying to remember a big, long password and trying to keep the photos private.
5:00 PM Sep 5, 2014
Hello, my name is Jim and I married a corn junkie.
3:00 PM Aug 29, 2014
The first ad in the first commercial break of the nightly news is for adult diapers. The second is for a drug that will lower your cholesterol. The third ad is for a drug that will let you have sex. The fourth is for facelifts that will make you look 20 years younger.
5:00 PM Aug 22, 2014
“At the height of its power, the photography company Kodak employed more than 140,000 people and was worth $28 billion.
8:00 PM Aug 15, 2014
Just in case you thought this whole Redskins name controversy was new, this is from the Lincoln (Nebraska) Journal Star back in January – January 2003.
5:00 PM Aug 1, 2014
“Katy! It’s been so long! How’ve you been?”
5:00 PM Jul 11, 2014
Today was a perfect day to mow the lawn. Bright and sunny, the birds were singing, the bees were busy. Yes, today was the perfect day to mow the lawn. As was every day for the last three weeks. If only my lawnmower weren’t down at Snuffy’s Small Engine Repair and Produce.
7:00 PM May 9, 2014
In most small towns, the biggest and most elegant building on Main Street is the funeral home. Or an old-age home. These buildings always look as if they might be the starring attraction in Stephen King’s next novel.
10:00 PM May 2, 2014
In most small towns, the biggest and most elegant building on Main Street is the funeral home. Or an old-age home. These buildings always look as if they might be the starring attraction in Stephen King’s next novel.
6:30 PM Mar 21, 2014
Anyone who has seen the many movies made about World War II knows that soldiers who had forgotten the day’s password, or who happened upon Allied troops who weren’t from their own company, were always asked something like “Who won the 1939 World Series?” It was a question designed to prove that they were real Americans and not enemy spies. And all real Americans would know the answer, and they’d also probably know the names of every player on each team, because everybody had listened to the games on the radio – young and old, black and white, Jew and Gentile.
9:00 AM Mar 7, 2014
I’ve been watching the Academy Awards since Bob Hope was a baby.